Fanboi-I-am – iPads without cams
I do not like them, Fanboi-I-am.
I do not like iPads without cams.
Would you like them with Scott or Phil?
I would not like them with Scott or Phil.
I would not like them without vids or stills.
Would you like them in Jobs’ house?
Would you like them, they have no mouse?
I do not like them in Jobs’ house.
I do not like them with no mouse.
I do not like them with Scott or Phil.
I do not like them, there’s no vids or stills.
I do not like iPads without cams.
I do not like them, Fanboi-I-am.
Would you like them in Apple box?
Would you like them with a fox?
Not in the box.
Not with a fox.
They do not have a video frame, so
I will not like one on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like their Apple box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not like one in Jobs’ house.
I do not like them with no mouse.
I do not like them with Scott or Phil.
I do not like them! NO VIDS OR STILLS!
I do not like iPads without cams!
I do not like them, Fanboi-I-am.
You do not like them. So you say.
Try them! Try them! And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.
If you will let me be,
I will try them. You will see.
…
Say! I like this iPad with no cam!
I do! I will buy them, Fanboi-I-am!
And I would like them on a boat.
And I would like them with a goat.
And I will buy without video frame.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And on a plane.
They are so good, so good, you see!
So I can’t wait to get an Apple box.
And I will share mine with a fox.
And I will Twitter from Jobs’ house.
And I will buy a Magic Mouse.
And I will take them here and there.
Say! I will take them ANYWHERE!
I do so like iPads without cams!
Thank you!
Thank you, Fanboi-I-am!
